Eye Glue Please

Granny here,

It's four twenty in the morning what am I doing up? Old people are suppose to sleep a lot. If that be the

case I must be 21. My body is trying to give up sleeping altogether I think and I hate it. This is just crazy, it's not normal, it's certainly not the ordinary for most people I hope because I wouldn't wish this kind of life on my worst enemy and I'm sure I have one out there somewhere.

I would do some trading if there was a soul out there somewhere who would be crazy enough to do some trading. I've done everything I can think of to put myself to sleep, listening to Pandora, did my dance routine, sweating like crazy but I'll be a monkey's uncle if I'm taking a shower at 4:30 in the morning, I'm not that crazy.

Well, thank God for Granny's Grumblins at least I can spout off through the written word and give my 2.5 readers something to feast their eyes upon, have to keep their interest you know or they won't come back and that wouldn't be nice now would it?

If anyone out there has a solution to this age old (pardon the pun) sleepless problem please don't keep it a secret you are sitting on a gold mine. Give it up and help out the millions that are sitting on their computers at this ungodly hour of the morning.

I've things to do tomorrow, important things and I can't afford to be staggering around like a drunk person with blurry vision, the eyes of deer and the look of someone with a hangover. Help! Do they make eye glue?

Granny here, just saying!