Granny Here,
My grumble for today is becoming all too common, the placement of bathroom paper dispensers in public restrooms. What made the brilliant mind that designs public restrooms think that we like to stand on our heads to get a piece of toilet paper anyway? This is becoming very frustrating to more than just me I'm sure and I just have to take time to blow off steam about it.
Every bathroom in this city I'm sure I have frequented more than once since I hold the record for visiting public restrooms and I'm telling you that one of these days they are going to hear a blood curdling scream come from within those walls because I have fallen out the door trying to stand on my head so that i may have the privilege of obtaining a piece of that fluffy white stuff they call toilet paper.
Anyone in their right mind would know that the paper dispenser doesn't have to be three inches from the floor we are not all little people in this world and they are the only ones I can think of at this moment that will appreciate the placement of said dispenser. But for the rest of us our blood pressure can't take much more of standing on our heads and carrying a roll on our person is out of the question but I guess one could get away with some tissue.
I haven't found one bathroom in the city of Cleveland that has a paper dispenser located in a convenient, easy to reach place without twisting my body into some form of pretzel shape to get the necessary paper and pretzel shapes are not my thing let me tell you at my age it's a little difficult.
May the force that is suppose to be with us please get the message across that most contortionist are in the circus somewhere not holding up in the bathroom at Wal-Mart!
Granny here, just saying!
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